John came up with something great this week...
Intellectual waterboarding is a form of torture that consists of immobilizing an unwilling person and forcing them to listen to the unsolicited thoughts, perceptions, speculations and ideas of another person without the opportunity for the first person to respond during an extended, uninterrupted period of time. This forced suffocation of thoughts and viewpoints is similar to the process of drowning and death feels imminent. Intellectual waterboarding almost immediately elicits the gag reflex. The psychological effects on victims can last for hours.
"I feel so bad for him, John was in the corner all night being intellectually waterboarded by Nick"
Remember, you heard it here first! All rights to this term are to be given to it's creator, John W. Carlson.




